Loony Party - "It’s a funny leaflet"

There was a political leaflet through my door today from the local Official Monster Facing Loony Party candidate who visited me last week, John Cartwright. It’s a funny leaflet.

John CARTWRIGHT


Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Protect Civil Liberties
No detention without trial
Stop Extraordinary Rendition
Repeal the oppressive and counter-productive “Anti-Terror” Laws
Stop Imperialist Aggression
Stop Interference in Somalia
Get out of Iraq and Afghanistan
Support the independence of North Korea and its right to self-defence
Welcome the Cultural and Economic Benefits of Immigration
Withdraw from the European Union
Free chocolate for pensioners, students and the unemployed
[on the reverse]

I am standing in this by-election so that the people of Ealing Southall constituency can have the opportunity to vote for the policies of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

I have been a candidate in 13 local elections in Croydon, the last 2 general elections in Croydon Central, and the by-election last year in Bromley & Chislehurst. I am not local to Ealing, but this lack of local experience is outweighed by the brilliance of my policies and the charisma of my personality. Southall should have an MP who will maintain the struggle against the imperialist bourgeoisie, rather than a party careerist who will follow the dictates of his party’s leadership.

“The Official Monster Raving Loony Party wants to build a diverse, pluralist, and tolerant democratic society in which there is mutual respect for a wide variety of different cultures, lifestyles and viewpoints. Anybody who dares to suggest otherwise should be ruthlessly exterminated.”

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